Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere

These always make me laugh... and some make me say, right on!

Inside every older lady is a younger lady -- wondering what the hell happened.
- Cora Harvey Armstrong

Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
- Lily Tomlin

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.
- Laurie Kuslansky

A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.
- Rhonda Hansome

Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows.
- J ennifer Unlimited

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body falling apart.
- Caryn Leschen

If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
- Catherine

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.
- Gloria Steinem

Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
- Eleanor Roosevelt